1 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:48,500 Subtitle: Nguyen Khanh Ngoc 2 00:02:06,150 --> 00:02:08,880 Sex and Religion 3 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:16,270 "Hustle Bodhisattva" is the most famous novel 4 00:02:16,590 --> 00:02:19,930 ...in 3 novels about love 400 years ago. 5 00:02:20,490 --> 00:02:24,280 Banned because of sexual depictions 6 00:02:28,290 --> 00:02:31,480 During the Yuan Dynasty, there was a monk, 7 00:02:32,010 --> 00:02:34,090 Always carry a cloth bag with you 8 00:02:34,420 --> 00:02:36,880 should be called "Cloth bag monk" 9 00:02:37,650 --> 00:02:40,570 He is also known for his profound knowledge about a Buddhist philosophy 10 00:02:41,310 --> 00:02:44,570 A young and generous scholar The name is Mei Yeung Sheng 11 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:46,870 came to find the monk with a cloth bag, 12 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:51,990 ...to refute the formless theory of Buddhism... 13 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:56,450 ...when considering sex as contrary to human nature 14 00:02:57,110 --> 00:03:00,210 A heated argument happened between two men and 15 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:02,920 ...ended when both sides were dissatisfied 16 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:05,110 Young masters must pay attention to... 17 00:03:05,290 --> 00:03:08,590 next life as well as this life 18 00:03:08,740 --> 00:03:12,350 Donors feel excited about the work fornication with another person's wife or daughter 19 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:15,480 Then one day there will be a donor's wife and daughter being seduced 20 00:03:15,630 --> 00:03:18,070 then that is just evil retribution for evil 21 00:03:18,450 --> 00:03:19,810 I thought with as deep knowledge as you 22 00:03:20,090 --> 00:03:21,370 ...then there must be another concept Regarding this issue. 23 00:03:22,070 --> 00:03:24,330 I feel very disappointed by what he said 24 00:03:24,540 --> 00:03:26,450 If there really is evil, I ask you... 25 00:03:26,700 --> 00:03:29,240 If a person does not have a wife and daughter then, 26 00:03:29,420 --> 00:03:30,590 How can I punish him? 27 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:33,620 Furthermore, one has a wife and 2 daughters 28 00:03:33,770 --> 00:03:35,640 go to bed with hundreds of other women, 29 00:03:36,340 --> 00:03:37,970 ...even for his wife and daughter suffered the abuse of others, 30 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:41,110 Then he still benefits completely 31 00:03:48,110 --> 00:03:50,290 The groom and bride bow before their father-in-law 32 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:55,270 The bridegroom offers tea to his father-in-law. 33 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:07,460 We have to tease the new bride. 34 00:04:09,410 --> 00:04:11,150 Congratulations to the new bride 35 00:04:12,860 --> 00:04:14,810 Let's drink to celebrate. 36 00:04:21,180 --> 00:04:22,390 Let's go out. 37 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:27,750 Go out! 38 00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:39,690 Do you know why? Am I called "Thien Thanh Master"? 39 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:43,070 Because I am very strict with my family, 40 00:04:43,210 --> 00:04:45,270 I forbid everyone from being unreasonable. 41 00:04:45,620 --> 00:04:49,690 I appreciate your education, That's why I gave you my daughter in marriage. 42 00:04:49,970 --> 00:04:53,030 From now on you can do that... 43 00:04:53,310 --> 00:04:57,550 or the official takes over the family affairs without worrying anymore. 44 00:04:57,830 --> 00:04:59,390 That's also the reason our boss, 45 00:04:59,610 --> 00:05:01,310 ...marry your child. Because he knew he would control his daughter. 46 00:05:01,700 --> 00:05:04,240 So the master will not be afraid of retribution for what I did to another woman. 47 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:44,820 Sex is the most pleasurable thing in this world. 48 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:48,090 It's just a pity The first time will be a little painful. 49 00:05:48,380 --> 00:05:49,970 But I will be gentle 50 00:05:50,950 --> 00:05:53,010 And it will make you so happy. 51 00:06:02,790 --> 00:06:03,930 General, 52 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:08,070 I think sex is the dirtiest thing... 53 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:11,070 But I won't blame you. 54 00:06:11,740 --> 00:06:14,230 Because that's according to the ancient law Just mentioned it. 55 00:06:15,490 --> 00:06:17,810 I know it will hurt, so Please do it quickly... 56 00:06:18,180 --> 00:06:21,170 so that I don't have to suffer too long. 57 00:06:24,130 --> 00:06:25,750 First, please apply... 58 00:06:25,900 --> 00:06:28,160 a little anesthetic in that area of mine 59 00:06:29,770 --> 00:06:31,010 This bottle is effective against pain. 60 00:06:31,190 --> 00:06:34,110 After I finish making love, give me some. 61 00:06:51,910 --> 00:06:53,290 Please hurry up. 62 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:27,720 Hurry up, General. What are you doing? 63 00:07:28,350 --> 00:07:30,120 It's not done yet! Don't urge me like that. 64 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:32,530 What's up? Put it in. 65 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:35,450 Okay, okay 66 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:55,290 Oh! It hurts! 67 00:07:59,050 --> 00:08:00,060 Why did she kick me! 68 00:08:01,250 --> 00:08:03,850 It hurts so much Give me some painkillers, quickly! 69 00:08:04,900 --> 00:08:06,150 I haven't come out yet. 70 00:08:06,470 --> 00:08:07,650 I'm done 71 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:09,940 I don't care if you've finished it or not! 72 00:08:10,650 --> 00:08:13,390 She's so stupid I saw where her blood came from. 73 00:08:15,380 --> 00:08:17,560 Who says there's no blood? It's all over the floor! 74 00:08:21,230 --> 00:08:22,480 Why is there so much blood? 75 00:08:23,460 --> 00:08:24,850 Why is there so much blood on my ring? 76 00:08:25,370 --> 00:08:29,710 His ring? It tore his penis. 77 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:34,210 Blood! I will die 78 00:08:48,620 --> 00:08:49,380 Pain relievers. 79 00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:50,630 Quickly get it for me. Hurry up 80 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:55,930 I told you this is dirty work 81 00:08:56,070 --> 00:08:57,660 We'd better not do it anymore. 82 00:09:19,290 --> 00:09:20,710 They are precious paintings by Chao Meng Fu 83 00:09:21,830 --> 00:09:24,340 We must make ourselves pure before reading it 84 00:09:30,150 --> 00:09:33,700 Oh, so horrible. How come? Mr. Chao can draw this. 85 00:09:34,050 --> 00:09:36,550 She's so stupid. These are all Words passed down from our ancestors 86 00:09:37,150 --> 00:09:39,650 Why don't we follow... 87 00:09:39,970 --> 00:09:41,250 these ways of making love? 88 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,120 Don't. 89 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:14,030 Why, don't pretend you don't like it. 90 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:19,890 Last month She's still afraid of it 91 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:24,660 Yesterday she hugged me tightly His mouth always says: 'General' 92 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:27,470 Give that to me, give it to me 93 00:10:31,450 --> 00:10:34,340 ...more, more! 94 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:36,140 Don't laugh at me! 95 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:38,240 No way! 96 00:11:56,910 --> 00:11:58,190 Great! Great! 97 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:32,300 So you are the famous thief... 98 00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:33,460 ...in Kunlun mountain 99 00:12:34,050 --> 00:12:37,500 It's me, the one who's being righteous. 100 00:12:37,950 --> 00:12:39,650 I don't rob the poor... 101 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:42,190 ...nor steal things from others The family is having a funeral 102 00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:43,790 ...or houses that are having fun parties 103 00:12:44,150 --> 00:12:45,320 ...never steal from anyone twice 104 00:12:45,820 --> 00:12:47,620 ...absolutely never steal from friends. 105 00:12:47,980 --> 00:12:50,310 That's why people know me and want to be friends with me. 106 00:12:50,490 --> 00:12:53,850 Everyone has to flatter me and now... 107 00:12:54,210 --> 00:12:55,830 ...it's hard for us to find... 108 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:59,260 Another target to rob. 109 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:00,400 Because we forgot to know each other so 110 00:13:00,540 --> 00:13:02,380 I also tell you the truth, 111 00:13:02,630 --> 00:13:03,610 I told my sworn brothers that... 112 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:05,490 ...I have to go to school 113 00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:06,910 but the reality is I'm chasing women 114 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,860 can you help me... 115 00:13:09,110 --> 00:13:10,040 looking for a woman? 116 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:12,620 Mom, I'm scared! It's late. We have to go 117 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,710 Hey, I want to go with you. 118 00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:18,160 This guy is so strange... 119 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:21,600 I don't know if he took your money or not 120 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:26,790 Is it all gone? 121 00:13:27,310 --> 00:13:30,300 No, it's just that everything has turned to stone! 122 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:36,710 Donor, there is good news 123 00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:45,430 Is that female donor over there with big breasts? 124 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,770 How wonderful. take it 125 00:14:08,770 --> 00:14:09,640 Miss... 126 00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:24,150 Dude, are you okay? 127 00:14:26,070 --> 00:14:30,000 Miss...you fell out of this book 128 00:14:32,900 --> 00:14:35,220 - It's not mine - Let's take a closer look 129 00:14:49,290 --> 00:14:50,360 You scumbag! 130 00:18:45,930 --> 00:18:47,030 I came to give you your money back, 131 00:18:47,180 --> 00:18:48,740 with 10% profit 132 00:18:49,130 --> 00:18:50,760 Hey, Choi... 133 00:18:57,380 --> 00:19:00,480 Choi, you can break into a house without wasting any effort, 134 00:19:01,730 --> 00:19:03,810 ...please help me find a beautiful woman, 135 00:19:04,030 --> 00:19:05,830 Please help me get to their room 136 00:19:06,780 --> 00:19:08,830 If you help me make my wish come true 137 00:19:09,630 --> 00:19:13,110 I will pay a large amount of money 138 00:19:13,740 --> 00:19:17,910 It's dangerous to pursue someone else's wife 139 00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:23,230 If only it was done once or twice 140 00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:25,980 ...then that woman will leave you. 141 00:19:26,340 --> 00:19:27,900 It's not worth doing. 142 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:31,350 I believe with my appearance and talent they will love me! 143 00:19:31,980 --> 00:19:35,170 Okay if you really want my help. 144 00:19:35,780 --> 00:19:40,410 ...then be honest with me How long is your penis? 145 00:19:44,230 --> 00:19:45,300 This much 146 00:19:47,370 --> 00:19:48,610 When you make love to a woman, 147 00:19:48,870 --> 00:19:50,400 Can you maintain it for one stick of incense? 148 00:19:50,570 --> 00:19:51,540 No problem! 149 00:19:51,890 --> 00:19:54,560 I just need to apply some aphrodisiac and it'll be fine. 150 00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:58,640 There is a silk shop in the west of the city... 151 00:19:58,820 --> 00:20:00,930 ...the shop owner's wife looks good too. 152 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:02,710 Go there and see. 153 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,000 Just watch? 154 00:20:04,910 --> 00:20:06,160 There may be further action 155 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:07,380 Good. 156 00:21:10,290 --> 00:21:12,860 What was that scream just now? What's wrong? 157 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,980 I just slipped and fell 158 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:18,770 Will it damage the fabric? 159 00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:19,960 No... 160 00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:21,350 Really? 161 00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:22,770 It's real. 162 00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:26,080 Eat it! 163 00:21:40,290 --> 00:21:41,990 Why isn't there any fish tonight? 164 00:21:43,150 --> 00:21:44,700 Because there is no fish for sale at the market 165 00:21:45,100 --> 00:21:49,100 Can't you buy fish? 166 00:21:56,510 --> 00:21:59,670 Because the market doesn't sell the type of fish he likes 167 00:22:01,210 --> 00:22:03,950 You must listen carefully before opening your mouth to speak 168 00:22:04,940 --> 00:22:07,480 Now listen carefully before answering me 169 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,940 I damaged the fabric earlier when you fall? 170 00:22:11,660 --> 00:22:12,760 Yes 171 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:15,970 So there it is! Then you deserve to be beaten 172 00:22:49,700 --> 00:22:50,950 I didn't say I wouldn't do it... 173 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,180 ...it's just that I want to eat before I work 174 00:22:58,090 --> 00:22:58,960 Have you finished eating yet? 175 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:02,680 Done. Many thanks, General 176 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:04,310 Come here! 177 00:23:07,390 --> 00:23:08,360 Quick! 178 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:15,570 Fast! 179 00:26:14,530 --> 00:26:15,630 Hey! Why are you hanging me up? Choi! 180 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,070 Did you see clearly just now? 181 00:26:18,490 --> 00:26:19,920 Her husband can fuck each other within three sticks of incense 182 00:26:20,060 --> 00:26:21,610 And you... 183 00:26:21,770 --> 00:26:23,950 he could only maintain it for half a stick of incense 184 00:26:24,860 --> 00:26:29,350 His penis is this big, And yours... 185 00:26:35,450 --> 00:26:38,470 Whatever you say, it's too small. 186 00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:42,550 It's just the size of a toothpick 187 00:26:44,250 --> 00:26:46,470 You're too arrogant, 188 00:26:46,620 --> 00:26:48,800 You don't have the strength to pursue someone else's wife? 189 00:26:49,930 --> 00:26:52,670 This is for your stupidity. 190 00:26:53,300 --> 00:26:54,890 You know I don't steal women, right? 191 00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:56,360 But you want me to find a woman for you 192 00:26:56,890 --> 00:26:59,520 Who do you think I am? Now what else are you going to say? 193 00:26:59,990 --> 00:27:04,150 Yes...you teach very well 194 00:27:04,580 --> 00:27:06,700 But I just want you Just help me find a beautiful woman 195 00:27:08,550 --> 00:27:11,800 If your penis is long with a horse's cock... 196 00:27:12,010 --> 00:27:13,870 ...then I will help you. 197 00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:16,070 Choi 198 00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:52,190 General, We've been apart for a month now 199 00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:56,160 I feel so bored and lonely 200 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:04,450 I can't get you, hug, kiss and make love. 201 00:28:05,190 --> 00:28:08,970 I feel like there are millions of ants bite me there 202 00:28:25,270 --> 00:28:30,240 Do you know where I can get water? to write a letter to him? 203 00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:36,130 It was written in ink and water secreted from my... noise 204 00:30:03,650 --> 00:30:05,860 Give me that knife! Give it here! 205 00:30:10,290 --> 00:30:13,480 Why give me such a small precious thing? Why don't you make it a few inches bigger? 206 00:30:13,570 --> 00:30:14,990 What a miserable God! 207 00:30:21,950 --> 00:30:25,880 He gave me talent and appearance, 208 00:30:26,340 --> 00:30:29,950 Why are you still saving money here? Are you kidding me? 209 00:30:31,770 --> 00:30:36,040 Okay, are you playing with me? Then I'll cut it too 210 00:30:36,510 --> 00:30:37,930 Don't, young master, don't! 211 00:30:38,070 --> 00:30:38,970 Stay away! 212 00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:48,030 Blood! Oh my God! 213 00:30:49,980 --> 00:30:51,080 Is it gone yet? 214 00:30:51,470 --> 00:30:53,940 Not quite...but why? 215 00:30:54,780 --> 00:30:55,950 Why what? 216 00:30:56,170 --> 00:30:58,160 Why is yours bigger than mine? 217 00:30:58,780 --> 00:30:59,760 Why is that? 218 00:31:00,420 --> 00:31:02,710 I do not know. Why don't you go ask his mother? 219 00:31:03,660 --> 00:31:06,330 Young master! Don't! 220 00:31:16,010 --> 00:31:17,150 What's going on? 221 00:31:17,620 --> 00:31:18,590 Look! 222 00:31:19,290 --> 00:31:23,040 The doctor is on vacation. pharmacy is closed. 223 00:31:24,650 --> 00:31:26,670 Damn it! Damn it! 224 00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:30,670 Why is my fate so miserable! 225 00:31:35,580 --> 00:31:37,800 Specialist in treating broken limbs 226 00:31:37,940 --> 00:31:41,350 Master Tin Chan is here ready Helps with limb fusion 227 00:31:57,820 --> 00:32:00,040 Brother radio I came to find Master Tin Chan 228 00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:04,220 Please go... 229 00:32:04,370 --> 00:32:05,230 No need to say more 230 00:32:10,010 --> 00:32:12,400 This wound was caused by a dull knife and... 231 00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:14,630 ...already got 2 sticks of incense 232 00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:17,910 Arteries are fine, But the vein is broken 233 00:32:18,050 --> 00:32:19,740 But I can fix it 234 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:23,370 ...you will fully recover after 15 days. 235 00:32:28,420 --> 00:32:30,290 The fee is 20 tael. 236 00:32:30,470 --> 00:32:32,700 Doctor, from now on, I Haven't seen anything like this 237 00:32:32,740 --> 00:32:35,860 My art is seven generations old 238 00:32:36,290 --> 00:32:37,460 My father has a secret book of... 239 00:32:37,820 --> 00:32:39,030 ...master Hua Tuo 240 00:32:39,420 --> 00:32:42,230 So he learned... 241 00:32:42,870 --> 00:32:43,840 all art... 242 00:32:44,010 --> 00:32:46,410 ..anatomy. 243 00:32:47,530 --> 00:32:49,230 After a while learning from my father 244 00:32:49,370 --> 00:32:50,800 My interests switched limb transplants, 245 00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:54,240 especially the genitals. 246 00:32:54,910 --> 00:32:58,420 Just think, if I could get an implant an animal's penis on a man 247 00:32:58,630 --> 00:33:00,550 ...and make that work 248 00:33:00,970 --> 00:33:02,390 then I will become rich and famous 249 00:33:03,020 --> 00:33:04,050 So have you been successful? 250 00:33:05,530 --> 00:33:07,820 I have mastered the basic techniques 251 00:33:08,590 --> 00:33:10,840 So please replace my precious penis with yours ...dog 252 00:33:10,990 --> 00:33:11,500 Okay 253 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:12,760 Shut up! 254 00:33:12,980 --> 00:33:13,840 I didn't tell you! 255 00:33:14,260 --> 00:33:15,850 Your precious thing is so small, I don't like it. 256 00:33:16,460 --> 00:33:17,770 I prefer the elephant's variety. 257 00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:20,800 Elephant! Not too big, right? 258 00:33:22,060 --> 00:33:24,350 It's like having 3 legs, So how do I dare go out here? 259 00:33:25,300 --> 00:33:27,380 Well, let's take the horse's thing 260 00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:29,990 Choi Kun Lun said If my penis is as big as a horse's, 261 00:33:30,140 --> 00:33:31,000 then he will help me 262 00:33:31,460 --> 00:33:33,230 Please transplant the horse's for me 263 00:33:36,470 --> 00:33:38,940 Oh, I forgot I'm a maester, Why do you say such things? 264 00:33:40,020 --> 00:33:41,860 Sorry, boss 265 00:33:42,150 --> 00:33:44,990 You must hurry If you want to have something like hell 266 00:33:45,140 --> 00:33:47,570 ...because in 2 days I won't be here anymore. 267 00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:59,220 Master Mei, please give me some quick sticks that burn longer. 268 00:33:59,830 --> 00:34:02,370 Master Hua Tuo, you have 3 sticks of incense 269 00:34:02,510 --> 00:34:04,700 Pray that the surgery goes without any problems 270 00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:06,650 Okay, let's take off our clothes! 271 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,510 The moon is so bright today It's best that it doesn't rain 272 00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:28,850 It's the 4th watch. Let's get started! 273 00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:30,880 Why wait until the 4th watch? 274 00:34:31,190 --> 00:34:34,250 Because at that time there were both humans and animals are all in the most excited state 275 00:34:34,430 --> 00:34:35,190 when the rooster starts crowing 276 00:34:35,580 --> 00:34:38,530 ...that's when the surgery begins, 277 00:34:38,540 --> 00:34:40,140 ...that will achieve the highest efficiency 278 00:34:40,980 --> 00:34:43,570 The horse is excited when it sees red and it... 279 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,070 Get erect! 280 00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:50,930 This is Ma Fei medicine, an anesthetic 281 00:34:51,420 --> 00:34:53,040 If you drink it, you won't feel... 282 00:34:53,190 --> 00:34:54,170 there again 283 00:34:55,700 --> 00:34:57,720 Little boy, bring the horse some wine 284 00:35:00,190 --> 00:35:02,520 I said, get the horse's wine, go quickly! 285 00:35:02,870 --> 00:35:05,410 Why not give the horse Ma Fei medicine? 286 00:35:05,620 --> 00:35:07,180 because the horse refused... 287 00:35:07,330 --> 00:35:09,020 Take Ma Fei medicine 288 00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:10,900 So I have to use wine instead 289 00:35:11,300 --> 00:35:12,650 That's right! left behind a residence 290 00:35:20,490 --> 00:35:22,700 Sir, what is that? 291 00:35:23,030 --> 00:35:26,040 We have read this in Western books 292 00:35:26,190 --> 00:35:27,170 it's called a guillotine... 293 00:35:27,310 --> 00:35:28,280 it is used to decapitate people 294 00:35:28,420 --> 00:35:30,370 I made a miniature model to use for surgery 295 00:35:30,750 --> 00:35:32,420 It costs a lot of money and effort 296 00:35:38,270 --> 00:35:40,140 Yours will be the same, see! 297 00:35:40,430 --> 00:35:41,740 It's indented! 298 00:35:45,100 --> 00:35:46,520 Hey, don't be afraid 299 00:35:47,010 --> 00:35:49,510 I'm not afraid It's just that the mouse is too big 300 00:35:49,830 --> 00:35:51,080 I'm afraid of mice 301 00:35:51,990 --> 00:35:53,690 He is afraid of mice And I'm afraid of the rain 302 00:35:53,830 --> 00:35:54,560 Why? 303 00:35:54,770 --> 00:35:57,580 When I was little 304 00:35:58,250 --> 00:35:59,160 ...on a rainy night... 305 00:35:59,300 --> 00:36:01,070 ...I saw my mother being raped and killed 306 00:36:01,980 --> 00:36:05,350 From there, I feel very cold on rainy nights 307 00:36:05,810 --> 00:36:11,050 ...especially rain accompanied by thunder 308 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:12,520 Great doctor! 309 00:36:14,130 --> 00:36:15,550 It's almost morning! 310 00:36:17,230 --> 00:36:18,990 Help me hold the vase and... 311 00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:20,290 ...put it there. 312 00:36:21,330 --> 00:36:24,250 We have to do surgery before compressing the first quick ash 313 00:36:24,570 --> 00:36:25,890 If you are late, it will be considered a waste. 314 00:36:26,310 --> 00:36:27,660 What about the second compression? 315 00:36:27,910 --> 00:36:30,490 The surgery should be over before the incense burns out 316 00:36:30,660 --> 00:36:32,020 Don't look at me with that face 317 00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:32,920 Cheer up, and relax 318 00:36:33,060 --> 00:36:34,490 I'm ready and I'm comfortable! 319 00:36:34,630 --> 00:36:37,480 We will be successful let's get started! 320 00:36:38,630 --> 00:36:43,300 Smile, I'll cut...your precious penis! 321 00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:03,440 I've stopped the bleeding 322 00:37:03,590 --> 00:37:04,240 Are you done yet? 323 00:37:04,390 --> 00:37:05,530 It's all over, does it hurt? 324 00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:06,580 No 325 00:37:11,530 --> 00:37:12,630 Useless things! 326 00:37:12,890 --> 00:37:15,590 Wake up... you coward! 327 00:37:25,240 --> 00:37:26,040 What's up? 328 00:37:26,390 --> 00:37:27,120 Nothing 329 00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:28,200 No kidding, right? 330 00:37:29,980 --> 00:37:30,990 If there's nothing, let's continue 331 00:37:33,460 --> 00:37:35,380 Wow! He drank a whole pint of wine and was still awake 332 00:37:35,410 --> 00:37:36,690 Kid! Your tolerance for alcohol is quite good 333 00:37:38,790 --> 00:37:41,110 Damn it! Time is running out Yet the horse is not drunk yet 334 00:37:41,570 --> 00:37:42,710 It's not okay! 335 00:37:43,070 --> 00:37:45,380 Now you have to attach yours first. 336 00:37:45,020 --> 00:37:45,920 So, we will combine later 337 00:37:46,060 --> 00:37:46,710 No, 338 00:37:46,860 --> 00:37:48,420 That's all you can do 339 00:37:48,780 --> 00:37:49,610 That's it now 340 00:37:51,210 --> 00:37:52,870 I let you know. Time is running out 341 00:37:53,090 --> 00:37:55,240 If you don't put it back on, the wound will kill you 342 00:37:58,240 --> 00:38:00,080 Puppy, puppy, don't let him go! 343 00:38:00,260 --> 00:38:00,990 Puppy! 344 00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:03,360 Hey, puppy, give it back to me 345 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:04,990 Don't forgive me 346 00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:09,100 Puppy, give it back to me... 347 00:38:10,050 --> 00:38:11,920 No, give me back my chym... 348 00:38:14,220 --> 00:38:15,810 What's wrong, can I get it back yet... 349 00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:18,020 Don't worry, I found it 350 00:38:20,140 --> 00:38:22,130 But there's only a little left. 351 00:38:25,430 --> 00:38:26,890 What we can do... 352 00:38:27,030 --> 00:38:28,210 ... cut it for you 353 00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:29,500 So what about mine? 354 00:38:29,850 --> 00:38:31,580 If you're so stupid, then you'll become a eunuch! 355 00:38:31,590 --> 00:38:32,380 What! Are you kidding? 356 00:38:32,420 --> 00:38:34,820 Am I not human? Should I also have rights? 357 00:38:34,850 --> 00:38:36,220 Who said you're a servant? 358 00:38:36,470 --> 00:38:37,570 Oh, what did you just say... 359 00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:39,100 Do you also have rights? put that out here 360 00:38:39,810 --> 00:38:40,320 Don't! 361 00:38:40,470 --> 00:38:40,880 Please forgive me! 362 00:38:41,030 --> 00:38:41,440 Don't! 363 00:38:41,580 --> 00:38:42,340 Don't run! 364 00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:43,870 Don't! Mine is very small! 365 00:38:49,660 --> 00:38:53,480 Give me a hand, quickly! Grab the bucket to catch it. 366 00:39:01,420 --> 00:39:02,220 Are you ready... 367 00:39:15,100 --> 00:39:17,430 Great doctor! Sir! 368 00:39:41,730 --> 00:39:43,810 Damn promotion! Wake up quickly, this guy 369 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,310 Let's get to work, son 370 00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:47,400 Let me help 371 00:39:49,250 --> 00:39:50,080 Oh! What's up? 372 00:39:50,230 --> 00:39:50,950 Why? 373 00:39:51,660 --> 00:39:52,340 I couldn't move 374 00:39:52,770 --> 00:39:54,020 Ah! I just knocked over the bottle of Ma Fei medicine... 375 00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:55,100 ...onto his hand. 376 00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:58,890 Hurry up and get that bottle Put it in a bucket and bring it out here 377 00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:02,130 Pour it all in 378 00:40:06,210 --> 00:40:06,970 What's up? 379 00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:10,690 There was no reaction at all 380 00:40:13,690 --> 00:40:14,410 Still can't move 381 00:40:14,670 --> 00:40:15,320 It's over 382 00:40:15,470 --> 00:40:16,190 Impossible 383 00:40:16,650 --> 00:40:17,790 How much time is left? 384 00:40:18,110 --> 00:40:20,570 There's half a stick of incense left But it must be completed sooner. 385 00:40:21,830 --> 00:40:23,050 It's almost over! 386 00:40:23,890 --> 00:40:25,970 done! 387 00:40:26,260 --> 00:40:29,030 That's God's will 388 00:40:40,670 --> 00:40:42,260 Doctor, your arms can move again! 389 00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:44,810 Young master, young master, He's moving again! 390 00:40:45,890 --> 00:40:48,920 What are you doing? Don't strangle my young master 391 00:40:50,100 --> 00:40:50,750 Hey hey! 392 00:41:05,310 --> 00:41:06,700 What wine? It's so delicious 393 00:41:11,580 --> 00:41:13,170 It's over. It's stopped raining What are you waiting for? 394 00:41:20,250 --> 00:41:22,540 Okay, now you can use it after 100 days 395 00:41:22,750 --> 00:41:25,460 If you don't listen, then you will be impotent 396 00:41:34,170 --> 00:41:35,110 Senior! 397 00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:36,600 You told the boy to call me here... 398 00:41:36,820 --> 00:41:38,240 ...and it says you intend to take revenge on me So I will fight you 399 00:41:38,490 --> 00:41:40,960 You can use my sword 400 00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:42,270 And I accept you to fight bare-handed 401 00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:45,810 I told him to say that just for fun I encourage you to come here 402 00:41:45,940 --> 00:41:47,670 I really want to thank you. 403 00:41:48,510 --> 00:41:49,830 You're not kidding, are you? 404 00:41:50,220 --> 00:41:52,820 Are not. He is human Understand the most humane things, right? 405 00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:55,640 Yes, I always remind myself that 406 00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,300 Senior Last time he taught me a lesson 407 00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:00,580 What did you say when you left? 408 00:42:02,580 --> 00:42:06,710 Wherever I meet you, I will fight there 409 00:42:06,930 --> 00:42:07,690 No! 410 00:42:08,220 --> 00:42:09,880 Is there more? 411 00:42:10,830 --> 00:42:11,930 It has something to do with horses 412 00:42:12,290 --> 00:42:13,150 Horse racing? 413 00:42:13,650 --> 00:42:14,400 Are not! 414 00:42:17,510 --> 00:42:21,400 Ah! horse cock! I remember do you have it yet? 415 00:42:22,910 --> 00:42:24,330 Tieu Dong, let's play the gong! 416 00:42:26,390 --> 00:42:30,730 Your mother! Are you tying a stick to trick me? 417 00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:36,340 It doesn't look much like a horse's it's fake 418 00:42:36,590 --> 00:42:39,890 It's probably fake. How is that possible? 419 00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:45,630 Is it the real thing! 420 00:42:47,060 --> 00:42:53,190 There's this scar Why does this have such a strange color? 421 00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,730 How did you get it? 422 00:42:56,910 --> 00:42:58,050 You have a keen eye, senior 423 00:42:58,580 --> 00:43:00,660 This is really horse cock 424 00:43:00,810 --> 00:43:03,000 I met a god in this field, and he attached it to me 425 00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:07,390 I admire your courage 426 00:43:07,530 --> 00:43:09,030 You deserve to be my friend. 427 00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:12,160 Quick, put it up for me to see 428 00:43:12,300 --> 00:43:13,510 No problem 429 00:43:28,170 --> 00:43:31,090 Hey, help him out! 430 00:43:44,190 --> 00:43:46,960 Little boy, use your mouth! 431 00:43:59,540 --> 00:44:01,410 It's still soft 432 00:44:01,630 --> 00:44:03,640 Damn it! after all your efforts 433 00:44:03,990 --> 00:44:05,940 ...I can't help either. 434 00:44:09,740 --> 00:44:11,920 Can't go up at all, It's useless! 435 00:44:12,310 --> 00:44:15,230 Stop it. Don't waste any more saliva 436 00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:22,920 Hey, I think it's best you leave it alone 437 00:44:23,100 --> 00:44:24,420 before it rots out 438 00:44:24,700 --> 00:44:29,160 ...if not The poison will seep into your heart 439 00:44:29,750 --> 00:44:32,910 That's something we can help with. Let's decide 440 00:44:45,310 --> 00:44:45,620 Are you ready? 441 00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:46,670 Wait! 442 00:44:47,540 --> 00:44:49,720 You just keep swinging your sword 443 00:44:50,190 --> 00:44:51,540 Hey, do you think I'm joking? 444 00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:56,560 No, I just had a feeling. Don't stop 445 00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:58,920 Do you feel inspired when I dance with my sword? 446 00:44:59,340 --> 00:45:00,440 Yes, Yes 447 00:45:00,700 --> 00:45:02,230 Alright. try it 448 00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:19,740 Go ahead! Go ahead! 449 00:45:20,300 --> 00:45:23,070 Alright, let's finish the song! 450 00:45:35,060 --> 00:45:36,930 Why didn't master tell me everything... 451 00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:38,770 secrets? 452 00:46:17,630 --> 00:46:19,740 Sir, how can I help you? 453 00:46:20,830 --> 00:46:23,640 I want to buy some white silk 454 00:46:23,860 --> 00:46:24,800 ...Are you there? 455 00:46:25,460 --> 00:46:27,090 Yes, please sit down 456 00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:49,430 Why, this one doesn't look very white 457 00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:53,720 That's not it Our shop's silk is the whitest here 458 00:46:56,060 --> 00:46:58,390 Because your hands are so white, 459 00:46:58,530 --> 00:47:00,120 ...makes this silk turn yellow. 460 00:47:02,150 --> 00:47:04,380 Actually, everything has a name well-matched 461 00:47:04,410 --> 00:47:06,600 ...with her beautiful beauty 462 00:47:06,890 --> 00:47:07,750 then she must marry someone... 463 00:47:07,930 --> 00:47:10,850 both talented and handsome 464 00:47:11,170 --> 00:47:14,880 ...and elegant like me, a perfect man. 465 00:47:20,220 --> 00:47:23,660 If she marries a rude person 466 00:47:24,390 --> 00:47:27,460 ...all day scolding and beating, even forced her to starve 467 00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:29,570 ...forcing her to do heavy work, 468 00:47:29,790 --> 00:47:31,900 ...ruined all her fingernails 469 00:47:33,690 --> 00:47:34,660 In that case... 470 00:47:35,990 --> 00:47:38,450 it's true jasmine flowers planted in buffalo dung 471 00:47:40,550 --> 00:47:41,750 It's like... 472 00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:43,990 That's her abusive husband now. 473 00:47:46,500 --> 00:47:49,180 That scoundrel! 474 00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:01,350 I will come back to find her, beauty of my heart! 475 00:48:08,850 --> 00:48:09,610 Don't run! 476 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,390 Are you blind? Damn it! 477 00:48:15,530 --> 00:48:17,920 You hurt my leg But you still dare to raise your voice! 478 00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:31,020 Is this your way? 479 00:48:31,540 --> 00:48:34,990 Sorry, boss. It's my fault, I'm blind 480 00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:37,280 I stepped on his foot. It's my fault! 481 00:48:39,300 --> 00:48:40,370 Go away! 482 00:48:58,520 --> 00:48:59,550 I will be away from home for about 10 days 483 00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:03,660 If I knew you were having sex with another man I will crush your head 484 00:49:06,310 --> 00:49:07,790 Let's make it comfortable so we can go 485 00:49:12,340 --> 00:49:12,920 Come in here 486 00:49:13,070 --> 00:49:13,940 No, don't... 487 00:49:44,230 --> 00:49:47,740 After meeting her, I couldn't help but think of her 488 00:49:48,470 --> 00:49:51,290 I'm sorry for me, girl was beaten by that brute 489 00:49:52,410 --> 00:49:53,960 I sent her... 490 00:49:54,110 --> 00:49:56,330 ...some medicine for her to heal 491 00:49:57,520 --> 00:50:00,100 ...in addition, I will bring wine and 492 00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:01,410 ...meat came to see her tonight 493 00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:03,780 ...to express my feelings to her 494 00:50:04,350 --> 00:50:08,240 ...and do it too. Sincerely 495 00:50:24,430 --> 00:50:28,740 Please take care of me We cannot forget her 496 00:50:32,890 --> 00:50:36,470 Dude, I'm a good woman... 497 00:50:36,890 --> 00:50:38,770 ...but I'm not an easy-going person. 498 00:50:39,820 --> 00:50:42,490 I am pregnant... 499 00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:43,810 some wine and meat... 500 00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:46,770 I just want to talk to her That's all. 501 00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:06,190 Are not! No way! my thing! 502 00:51:06,870 --> 00:51:08,630 What a coincidence! I can't believe her 503 00:51:09,820 --> 00:51:11,140 See for yourself 504 00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:24,120 My husband has brought the key with him. 505 00:51:31,340 --> 00:51:32,200 This is... 506 00:51:32,450 --> 00:51:33,980 my friend Choi Kun Lun 507 00:51:34,230 --> 00:51:35,540 He's famous for his talent in unlocking locks 508 00:55:19,620 --> 00:55:21,250 It's cold, eat a little more, young master 509 00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:22,190 Put it down 510 00:55:46,490 --> 00:55:50,080 You help that lecherous scholar Pursue my wife 511 00:55:50,460 --> 00:55:52,540 ...so you humiliated me 512 00:55:52,830 --> 00:55:55,050 ...everywhere I go, people laugh at me 513 00:55:55,330 --> 00:55:58,780 Choi, I know I can't fight you 514 00:55:59,300 --> 00:56:01,180 ...but I'm also human.. 515 00:56:01,740 --> 00:56:04,320 ...don't pressure people too much. 516 00:56:04,770 --> 00:56:07,100 I brought friends and relatives to... 517 00:56:07,410 --> 00:56:09,630 ...today we have to settle the matter 518 00:56:13,650 --> 00:56:15,200 That's okay 519 00:56:15,770 --> 00:56:18,340 Please tell that rotten scholar to pay me 100 taels... 520 00:56:18,660 --> 00:56:20,810 ...I will let my wife follow him. 521 00:56:21,060 --> 00:56:23,010 ...and I will go far away. 522 00:56:23,250 --> 00:56:25,130 If you don't help me then... 523 00:56:25,340 --> 00:56:27,770 ...it's best to kill me. 524 00:56:28,260 --> 00:56:30,030 Are you kidding? 525 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:47,190 I have to get my period right now There's a new case waiting for me to solve 526 00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:50,400 Therefore I cannot return to the palace within next year. 527 00:56:50,930 --> 00:56:53,400 If it's a mission with a saint, then, I'm not complaining at all 528 00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:56,100 I'm just scared He will often visit the green floor. 529 00:56:56,430 --> 00:56:57,500 Am I that bad? 530 00:56:57,650 --> 00:57:00,390 But why? Last time he even brought back syphilis. 531 00:57:00,740 --> 00:57:02,930 ...he even dared to say it was okay. 532 00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:04,180 Do you think I'm an idiot? 533 00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:07,630 This is made from the large intestine I made it for that guy 534 00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:09,750 Whenever he goes out with girls, remember to bring it with him. 535 00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:12,330 Don't bring syphilis back I will not forgive you. 536 00:57:14,220 --> 00:57:15,640 How can this size fit me? 537 00:57:15,990 --> 00:57:18,070 I asked them to sew according to... 538 00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:19,820 It's the right size for him 539 00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:22,750 How can it bend like that? 540 01:00:10,700 --> 01:00:14,670 Miss We know she is interested in both sexes. 541 01:00:15,640 --> 01:00:16,680 I don't know... 542 01:00:17,590 --> 01:00:20,340 ...how could her husband make her happy? 543 01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:22,530 ...is it because his penis is curved? 544 01:00:35,170 --> 01:00:36,630 Let's fight me! 545 01:02:47,140 --> 01:02:49,570 What are you doing with this pose? 546 01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:53,990 I'm just drawing. 547 01:02:54,240 --> 01:02:56,150 Really? Painting in a crawling position 548 01:02:58,940 --> 01:03:02,940 What a mess But what the heck is this? 549 01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:04,570 That's the water secreted from the baby's vagina 550 01:03:05,070 --> 01:03:07,570 No. That's ink 551 01:03:07,950 --> 01:03:09,200 Ink drawing? 552 01:03:10,980 --> 01:03:13,060 What are you doing so secretly? 553 01:03:15,580 --> 01:03:17,170 Even close the window 554 01:03:25,360 --> 01:03:27,230 Erotic paintings! 555 01:03:37,470 --> 01:03:38,900 You are so stupid 556 01:03:41,020 --> 01:03:42,300 Do you still remember what I taught you when I was a child? 557 01:03:42,940 --> 01:03:43,950 You can look at pictures like this and 558 01:03:44,190 --> 01:03:46,660 ...how can you write words like this? 559 01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:47,380 Old man 560 01:03:48,090 --> 01:03:50,970 Do you want to die? Where did you just go? 561 01:03:51,220 --> 01:03:53,370 I went to find Wong Chut and bring it back to the lady 562 01:03:53,550 --> 01:03:54,350 Really? 563 01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:57,490 Old man 564 01:03:58,010 --> 01:03:59,180 Hello lady too. 565 01:03:59,790 --> 01:04:00,800 Hello lady 566 01:04:03,160 --> 01:04:05,630 This is Wong Chut He sold himself to our family and is now a gardener. 567 01:04:06,500 --> 01:04:09,090 This is the inner chamber you are not allowed inside 568 01:04:09,130 --> 01:04:12,700 If you come in here, you will be arrested Go report to the government. Got it yet? 569 01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:13,780 Yes, sir 570 01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:14,820 Now go to work 571 01:04:14,960 --> 01:04:15,760 Yes 572 01:04:19,730 --> 01:04:20,700 Kneel down 573 01:04:26,210 --> 01:04:27,880 Do not stand up 574 01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:30,550 until you memorize it all the things my father taught me 575 01:04:31,600 --> 01:04:32,610 It's all because of you 576 01:04:34,740 --> 01:04:38,330 Why don't you tell me that? Is the young lady transformed like that? 577 01:04:38,410 --> 01:04:42,170 Give me your hand! The other hand too 578 01:04:45,180 --> 01:04:46,150 Kneel down next to the lady. That's the punishment 579 01:08:04,780 --> 01:08:05,500 Lady 580 01:08:07,010 --> 01:08:07,690 What's going on? 581 01:08:08,050 --> 01:08:09,850 Madam, your cousin came and She wants to come in here 582 01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:10,620 I can't stop it 583 01:08:10,910 --> 01:08:11,840 Hide away 584 01:08:13,620 --> 01:08:14,310 Where to hide now? 585 01:08:18,040 --> 01:08:19,010 Let's get rid of all that calligraphy 586 01:08:22,390 --> 01:08:23,640 Hurry up 587 01:08:30,850 --> 01:08:32,730 Why haven't you come to visit me for a long time? 588 01:08:36,180 --> 01:08:40,070 My husband has been away from home for a month Don't you feel lonely? 589 01:08:46,590 --> 01:08:48,040 Why do you keep calligraphy on the bed? 590 01:08:49,270 --> 01:08:50,620 I intend to take them out to dry in the sun 591 01:08:58,350 --> 01:09:00,860 If so, there must be a lot of empty space in the window 592 01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:03,460 I just put ice in it 593 01:09:09,210 --> 01:09:13,810 Little sister, didn't we already have an agreement? We are all standing in the same boat 594 01:09:14,230 --> 01:09:15,260 Yes 595 01:09:15,410 --> 01:09:16,660 If you have good goods, 596 01:09:16,910 --> 01:09:19,820 ... then wouldn't it be better to divide by a billion? 597 01:09:20,180 --> 01:09:20,900 yes 598 01:09:24,600 --> 01:09:27,450 Maybe you have a new friend recently Is that really big? 599 01:09:27,770 --> 01:09:30,610 Are not. I don't know what you're talking about 600 01:09:37,270 --> 01:09:38,820 He left last night... 601 01:09:39,390 --> 01:09:40,780 ...you're late 602 01:10:00,420 --> 01:10:02,400 What is that? 603 01:10:02,640 --> 01:10:06,880 If he left yesterday Why is this still warm? 604 01:11:02,480 --> 01:11:03,910 Dude. 605 01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:10,140 Where am I? 606 01:11:10,280 --> 01:11:13,270 This is a house adjacent to the house by Shui Chu 607 01:11:13,480 --> 01:11:14,940 ...our owner's name is Fa Sun, 608 01:11:15,160 --> 01:11:16,470 is Shui Chu's cousin 609 01:11:16,900 --> 01:11:18,880 Her husband died after them Married for 2 years 610 01:11:19,230 --> 01:11:21,520 While still alive The old man had a very depraved life, 611 01:11:21,660 --> 01:11:24,970 ...and died from having too much sex. I won't lie 612 01:16:05,540 --> 01:16:08,350 When a girl understands life more,... 613 01:16:08,710 --> 01:16:11,110 It's also the time when my husband is always away from home to go to school... 614 01:16:11,390 --> 01:16:13,990 ...I couldn't bear the loneliness 615 01:16:14,590 --> 01:16:17,440 So I had sex with Wong Chut and was pregnant 616 01:16:17,900 --> 01:16:19,630 Now I'm carrying a baby inside me 617 01:16:20,270 --> 01:16:23,600 I feel so ashamed see father's face 618 01:16:23,990 --> 01:16:27,630 So I ran away from home with Wong Chut 619 01:16:28,170 --> 01:16:30,110 But every night I pray to God, 620 01:16:30,390 --> 01:16:33,940 ...for my father to live to be a hundred years old. 621 01:16:34,470 --> 01:16:37,940 The father's ungrateful daughter cried and bowed. 622 01:16:56,990 --> 01:16:59,490 This cup of tea helps reduces the heat of summer 623 01:17:02,840 --> 01:17:04,670 I hired someone... 624 01:17:04,960 --> 01:17:06,460 carry the palanquin for her. 625 01:17:25,600 --> 01:17:27,790 Please be careful otherwise I would die because I couldn't stand being shaken. 626 01:17:36,320 --> 01:17:37,820 What do you want? Mr. Chut? 627 01:17:37,960 --> 01:17:40,770 Chut? Chut! Save me 628 01:17:40,920 --> 01:17:43,460 Help! Mr. Chut 629 01:17:45,760 --> 01:17:47,560 Where are you, Chut? 630 01:17:48,160 --> 01:17:49,170 Let me go 631 01:17:58,430 --> 01:18:00,090 Who are you? What do you want from me? 632 01:18:00,800 --> 01:18:05,590 I am Kuwell's mother, famous throughout the capital 633 01:18:06,330 --> 01:18:08,910 Your parents sold you to my brothel 634 01:18:09,570 --> 01:18:11,620 This is a written testimony 635 01:18:16,740 --> 01:18:18,720 Don't shake it 636 01:18:19,140 --> 01:18:21,290 I'm pregnant. Don't shake it 637 01:18:21,610 --> 01:18:24,010 We do this on purpose 638 01:18:24,780 --> 01:18:28,040 The water her husband gave her to drink 639 01:18:28,500 --> 01:18:30,200 ...is the most effective abortion pill 640 01:18:31,290 --> 01:18:32,750 They did this just to help her... 641 01:18:32,960 --> 01:18:36,220 ...abortion is faster. 642 01:18:38,180 --> 01:18:42,770 Are not. Help me. Let me go 643 01:19:11,300 --> 01:19:13,510 Your Majesty, the rebels are pursuing us 644 01:19:16,690 --> 01:19:18,480 When Emperor Mei Yeung Sheng still ruled, 645 01:19:18,630 --> 01:19:20,780 He raped women and men massacre the people 646 01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:22,620 I obeyed God's command and came here build a new empire 647 01:19:22,770 --> 01:19:26,790 I pronounce a death sentence against this cruel prince 648 01:19:26,840 --> 01:19:28,190 ...for rape and murder. 649 01:21:36,060 --> 01:21:38,460 Is that true? Are you all crazy? 650 01:21:38,830 --> 01:21:42,150 You have cut it off the ..u of this horse's husband... 651 01:21:42,290 --> 01:21:43,610 ...to attach it to yours, 652 01:21:43,770 --> 01:21:46,190 Now this widow horse needs her husband... 653 01:21:51,660 --> 01:21:53,770 No, don't! 654 01:21:57,710 --> 01:22:01,840 Must practice on these two points 655 01:22:02,100 --> 01:22:03,240 and 4 regions 656 01:22:04,190 --> 01:22:07,180 First is, write letters with that, 657 01:22:08,160 --> 01:22:11,800 ...whether the letters are big or small 658 01:22:11,950 --> 01:22:13,890 ...must all look like they were written by hand. 659 01:22:15,050 --> 01:22:19,390 This exercise aims to improve the strength of the private area, 660 01:22:20,410 --> 01:22:23,260 ...as well as strength in the waist. 661 01:22:24,130 --> 01:22:27,250 Second, is a tongue exercise. 662 01:22:31,300 --> 01:22:34,500 When practicing this exercise, you might get hurt 663 01:22:35,340 --> 01:22:40,460 If your tongue can take it the bitter taste of honey... 664 01:22:40,770 --> 01:22:42,430 ...then you can bear it, 665 01:22:42,580 --> 01:22:45,290 ...all the flavors on a man's body 666 01:22:50,660 --> 01:22:52,530 Through a bitter process, 667 01:22:53,270 --> 01:22:55,900 ...her bust will slim down on its own. 668 01:22:58,350 --> 01:23:01,060 This is how to do abdominal exercises. 669 01:23:07,330 --> 01:23:11,780 After practicing the closed part, tongue, waist and waist, 670 01:23:12,240 --> 01:23:15,880 You can make a guy impotent... 671 01:23:16,030 --> 01:23:17,590 ...it feels like spring. 672 01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:20,730 If she had This compatible yin and yang skill, 673 01:23:21,600 --> 01:23:25,570 ...she has become The number one prostitute in this capital. 674 01:23:45,660 --> 01:23:48,430 Young master, watch out for the stairs. 675 01:23:53,280 --> 01:23:56,620 I saw it... 676 01:23:56,760 --> 01:23:57,940 ...I'm not blind. 677 01:24:00,170 --> 01:24:01,080 Young master, are you okay? 678 01:24:01,430 --> 01:24:04,000 Two women over there asked me give this to you 679 01:24:05,400 --> 01:24:07,060 My husband unexpectedly returned from the capital, 680 01:24:07,270 --> 01:24:08,940 Unexpectedly, I have to say goodbye to 'Your Majesty' 681 01:24:09,160 --> 01:24:10,090 Sleeping day and night, remember that of 'Your Majesty', 682 01:24:10,300 --> 01:24:12,140 I couldn't sleep well and become thinner, 683 01:24:12,600 --> 01:24:13,430 My husband and I know a famous doctor in the capital, 684 01:24:13,650 --> 01:24:16,800 Known by the title of "Anti-Thien Dai Phuc" 685 01:24:17,060 --> 01:24:18,900 Can help one with impotence return to normal 686 01:24:19,040 --> 01:24:21,960 ...I hope that doctor can cured the 'dragon stick' of 'His Majesty'. 687 01:24:22,380 --> 01:24:24,710 So that whenever my husband goes to the capital, 688 01:24:24,890 --> 01:24:26,970 ...I also have 'Your Majesty'. 689 01:24:27,260 --> 01:24:30,480 A game is already waiting for you. 690 01:24:30,630 --> 01:24:32,920 My concubine, Shui 691 01:24:34,430 --> 01:24:36,230 It's not a bad idea to go to the capital. 692 01:24:36,550 --> 01:24:38,350 Why don't you come with me? 693 01:24:38,500 --> 01:24:40,610 No way 694 01:24:40,900 --> 01:24:43,930 The "Iron Hand" is also there. 695 01:24:44,070 --> 01:24:45,770 ...his special mission is to capture me. 696 01:24:46,230 --> 01:24:48,930 If you let him find you then you have to fight to the death. 697 01:24:54,370 --> 01:24:55,870 What does that sign mean? 698 01:24:56,320 --> 01:24:57,710 It's written as "Heavenly Academy" young master's book. 699 01:25:00,190 --> 01:25:01,920 Young master Choi, please come inside 700 01:25:18,360 --> 01:25:21,660 Please feel free 701 01:25:51,670 --> 01:25:52,990 The doctor has winched 702 01:26:20,950 --> 01:26:22,960 This is young master Choi from Hoi Fung 703 01:26:24,910 --> 01:26:26,130 Young Master, how do you feel? 704 01:26:26,520 --> 01:26:27,490 I'm fine! What about, Doctor? 705 01:26:28,470 --> 01:26:32,110 Let me help you take off your clothes for a full body check. 706 01:26:47,370 --> 01:26:49,730 So big! That's not my general. 707 01:27:00,280 --> 01:27:02,500 What's up? Great doctor Can it be cured? 708 01:27:04,250 --> 01:27:05,780 The young master was born healthy, 709 01:27:06,030 --> 01:27:07,450 Unfortunately, due to playing too much in a short time, 710 01:27:07,730 --> 01:27:09,120 ..so that makes it weaker. 711 01:27:09,990 --> 01:27:12,700 I will use medicine to restore young master's youth. 712 01:27:12,850 --> 01:27:14,620 You'll feel better soon. 713 01:27:16,470 --> 01:27:18,380 Why does my voice sound so much like my lady? 714 01:28:49,200 --> 01:28:50,340 Why not? 715 01:28:50,630 --> 01:28:53,660 There's something very strange about this, young master. 716 01:28:54,670 --> 01:28:56,740 My penis is getting erect, 717 01:28:56,930 --> 01:28:58,420 ...almost brought it back... 718 01:28:59,120 --> 01:29:00,150 ...up straight. 719 01:29:00,620 --> 01:29:02,280 To be honest, if Doctor does it again, 720 01:29:02,430 --> 01:29:04,860 I guarantee I'll be able to shoot it. 721 01:29:05,040 --> 01:29:06,390 Why do you need to wear red cloth on your head? 722 01:29:06,890 --> 01:29:10,880 Actually, this is just something I hooked up, 723 01:29:11,240 --> 01:29:11,960 My real... 724 01:29:12,180 --> 01:29:13,460 The real thing is very small, right? 725 01:29:14,020 --> 01:29:14,710 How do you know? 726 01:29:15,590 --> 01:29:17,530 Just guessing. 727 01:29:26,240 --> 01:29:27,340 That's right she is. 728 01:29:28,710 --> 01:29:30,860 When I touched her chest, I was already suspicious 729 01:29:31,430 --> 01:29:33,550 Because throughout this world, 730 01:29:33,700 --> 01:29:35,420 ...only my wife has a slim body, 731 01:29:35,570 --> 01:29:37,120 and a chest as big as a watermelon. 732 01:29:41,620 --> 01:29:45,140 You are such a bastard! I taught you how to make love, 733 01:29:45,520 --> 01:29:47,180 ...you brought those techniques... 734 01:29:47,470 --> 01:29:49,310 ...to this brothel 735 01:30:00,910 --> 01:30:02,300 No... 736 01:30:03,940 --> 01:30:04,810 Don't go! 737 01:30:18,000 --> 01:30:18,800 Don't go 738 01:30:19,740 --> 01:30:21,270 Young master. 739 01:30:21,520 --> 01:30:23,070 Dirty woman. Get out quickly! 740 01:30:23,290 --> 01:30:24,090 Don't 741 01:30:24,340 --> 01:30:25,240 Get out here quickly! 742 01:30:25,450 --> 01:30:27,010 I will notify the government, strip off your clothes, 743 01:30:27,640 --> 01:30:29,200 then take you and advertise you everywhere, 744 01:30:29,560 --> 01:30:30,530 We will notify... 745 01:30:30,850 --> 01:30:33,280 This is in your hometown 746 01:30:33,840 --> 01:30:34,490 Who are you? 747 01:30:35,340 --> 01:30:36,270 You dare to cause trouble here 748 01:30:36,490 --> 01:30:38,250 ...do you know? Thanh Tou Dau is my customer 749 01:30:38,610 --> 01:30:39,820 But she is my wife. 750 01:30:40,770 --> 01:30:44,070 I'm sure you kidnapped her and took her to the brothel. 751 01:30:44,250 --> 01:30:44,970 Take him away 752 01:30:45,740 --> 01:30:48,840 Chau-yin, Chau-yin, don't be afraid 753 01:30:49,230 --> 01:30:49,460 Ku mama 754 01:30:49,610 --> 01:30:50,680 Break the door. 755 01:30:55,600 --> 01:31:00,430 Chau-yin, Chau-yin Why did you do this foolish thing? 756 01:31:02,140 --> 01:31:04,360 Bring the chair here, take her down. 757 01:31:11,540 --> 01:31:14,170 She's dead 758 01:31:14,640 --> 01:31:15,670 You will die 759 01:31:45,130 --> 01:31:48,950 Great Master. I know I was wrong 760 01:31:50,210 --> 01:31:51,710 I already know what the law of cause and effect is. 761 01:31:54,460 --> 01:31:58,100 Disciple Choi Kun-Lun committed many sins 762 01:31:58,600 --> 01:32:03,050 ...as a result, both hands were cut off by the mandarin. 763 01:32:03,510 --> 01:32:06,320 From now on, no more crimes can be committed. 764 01:32:07,760 --> 01:32:11,090 Great Master. I know I'm wrong. 765 01:32:13,920 --> 01:32:16,390 This kid, is back. 766 01:32:18,200 --> 01:32:20,080 I, your disciple, Please accept me. 767 01:32:20,670 --> 01:32:25,360 Okay, tomorrow I will cut your hair and gave his son the dharma name "Thach Ho Hoi" 768 01:32:25,680 --> 01:32:27,590 I, your disciple, Please accept me too. 769 01:32:27,880 --> 01:32:31,320 Alright. You two go out there and face the wall. 770 01:32:31,850 --> 01:32:33,160 Spread the "suffering dream" here. 771 01:32:36,270 --> 01:32:39,850 Having a miserable dream, have you calmed down yet? 772 01:32:40,370 --> 01:32:43,750 Master every time I close my eyes... 773 01:32:44,310 --> 01:32:46,980 I see the scene I forced Huk-yeung to take abortion pills... 774 01:32:47,230 --> 01:32:50,430 ...then she ran to ask me to give her life back 775 01:32:50,710 --> 01:32:52,480 Shi Ho regrets, come here for me. 776 01:32:53,640 --> 01:32:56,000 Who do you think these two are? 777 01:33:02,120 --> 01:33:04,820 What can the past do? The future will receive results 778 01:33:04,830 --> 01:33:07,420 Evil will be rewarded with evil 779 01:33:08,220 --> 01:33:11,250 love, hatred and jealousy will be a cycle of reincarnation 780 01:33:11,500 --> 01:33:16,360 You must escape This sea of suffering, do you understand? 781 01:33:24,480 --> 01:33:27,130 Subtitles were made by Nguyen Khanh Ngoc